Call-Outs

[Lyrical.Laxitive]

This thread is a challenge to anyone who has the nerve,
My shits goes right over your head like a ball that was thrown on a curve
Lyrically fantastic, the way I beat you is so drastic,
By the time I'm done with you your face is melted just like plastic,
If you can't stand the heat, stay out of my ****ing kitchen
and when i serve you like the punk you are, I don't wanna hear ya *****in',
listen; I'm on a mission, to advance my position,
but the only way thats gonna happen is if YOU bring some competition,
I can't be stopped, im like lava flowing, burn everything around,
and when I pass over you, I leave u behind, 6 feet in the ground.
So for anyone who sees this challenge, who decides to take a look,
Bring it on, you little faries, because this Emcee just ain't shook.

[Lyrical.Laxitive]

unfortunately I've got no time to sit around and wait,
but when I come back online later, a reply would be GREAT,
hit me up; challenge me, diss me anytime,
I'll get you back, I'll hurt you with the power of my rhyme.
So goodbye for now, I'll try to be back quick
but if I'm not, at least you have the time to make your reply sick

P.S. belive me you will need the time that I'm alotting your sorry asses,
because when you're battling with me you'll feel like you're taking MC classes.

[Shiva]

Dude, they were some tight ass verses. Seriously. Thats why no one wants to battle you, because your to good. There are 2 members who text battle alot if im not mistaken, contact a member called Ranzou. The other is ThuggBlaze, but he wont be on for a very long time.

Edit: Another member called Moe.

[Bushi]

funk a nerve, making u a red pool of blood when i swerve by
no vaseline or morphine, now them drugs dont work u just a verve (bye)
as i observe, u sly, rhyme fine, but excuse me u r a verbal laxative?
i mean lyrically u shit words out ya mouth because ya ass is too sensitive?
but ill be positive, hello mister and feel welcome to the makaveli board.
rapping on no man's land think u nice, but ya generic rhymes only got me bored
see im the one true lord, making commandments u shall not perceive
watch me deceive, u choke like rabbit while i pull tricks out my sleeve
mofo dont sleep i leave u in grieve, for all them cliches u spit and nag on
if u had a biatch to praise too it would be my dick she'd would sit and swag on
and lets not forget yo momma, that fat kunt loves me too damn much
she was expecting a son and a man, all she got was you in a rush
a failed abortion that got through, get back on the funking queue
who screwed you? become victim of holocaust like u a funking jew
my bad u didnt even knew, who am i? the one to bring u punishment due
my name is bushi, bring a crew cause u cant dodge this flying shoe.

and excuse me if my methods are just too macchiavellian
this is pre-school considering u still have to deal with one alien...

[moe]

Bushi wins...lol.

[Ranzou]

Oh boy, Bushi definitely lyrically a'ss raped this virgin! lol

[onealien]

lol...

looks like the laxative azz got 'cork'd'...:D

mr. lyr lax...if u really wanna come on n battle...set it up properly...in a battle thread...state the rules...and one of the members will step up to the challenge...just droppin n and bump'n em gums gets ya mouth bloody...as clearly shown...lol

let me know if u need assistance...

[parry]

the phantom shitter got owned doubt he'll be back he got flushed

[Shiva]

lol...

looks like the laxative azz got 'cork'd'...:D

mr. lyr lax...if u really wanna come on n battle...set it up properly...in a battle thread...state the rules...and one of the members will step up to the challenge...just droppin n and bump'n em gums gets ya mouth bloody...as clearly shown...lol

let me know if u need assistance...

Alien, I heard you were really good at text battles, why don't you give it a shot?

[parry]

yea i aint never battled so i'll gi u ago

[onealien]

give wat a shot? battling this dude?

its a waste of time...if he gets past ranzou, moe, thuggblaze AND bushi...lol...then we can have a fun spar...

thats y i tell ppl to not rhyme in yur fk'n call out...thats stupid...rofl
imagine a martial arts dude walkin into a room n doin a bunch of kick, flips, punches in the air...lookin all retarded...then askin if anyone wanna fight....HAAHA...gtfo

;)

[parry]

na u i'll prob be lame be a laugh, yea lol thats when the guy nxt 2 him just uper cuts him

[Shiva]

I meant at battling bushi. He told me you were one of the best around. Therfore it would be interesting seeing you two battle.

[onealien]

^^bushi n i might meet in the nxt tourni...he been gunnin for it a while now...:D

we culd just battle but w/o the stakes bein high...it wuld just b for fun...*shrugs*...that rarely brings out the best in real warriors...

and don believe the hype...i aint all that good...mwahaha

[parry]

loser shud leave site 4ever muhaha

[Chuck Dirty]

lol...

looks like the laxative azz got 'cork'd'...:D

mr. lyr lax...if u really wanna come on n battle...set it up properly...in a battle thread...state the rules...and one of the members will step up to the challenge...just droppin n and bump'n em gums gets ya mouth bloody...as clearly shown...lol

let me know if u need assistance...

then holla at me...

[bobby180]

donch just love random battlers? lmao

[Mr GetemDone]

Ray Charles kan't see ,so ima give him one of your eyes.
smoke weed everyday day, tryna catch my buzz like horseflies.
If i say you gone die in 7 days den nigga you gone die.
the cops gone by, you gone lie, hollo tips gone fly.
we dont play games like funguy.
stap you with knife we used before ,
bacteria gone build up and turn into Fungi.
throw your body of a airplane
so now you can tell R.Kelly you gone fly.
but umm of dat....... lets talk about me.
you niggas is swag surfing , but im surfing skies
got yo girl from standing on her feet , to standing on her knees
yeeeeeeaaaccccchhhhhhh..,,,,,
niggaasss im gone
.,siranara, bye , capeach