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    LOL country music

    Top 25 country songs



    1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye


    2. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling


    3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You


    4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're Even


    5. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head)


    6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me


    7. She's Actin' Single And I'm Drinkin' Doubles


    8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go away


    9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You


    10. I Liked You Better Before I knew You So Well


    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better


    12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win


    13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight


    14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here


    15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You


    16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now


    17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You


    18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him


    19. Please Bypass My Heart


    20. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger


    21. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat


    22. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly


    23. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure


    24. She's Looking Better After Every Beer


    25. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With a Few



    The risk of a wrong decision is preferable to the terror of indecision



    Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter

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    southern dictionary
    Southern Talk



    1. BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
    Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."


    2. JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
    Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."


    3. MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
    Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd
    from him in munts."


    4. IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni."
    Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"


    5. RANCH - noun. A tool.
    Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my
    brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."


    6. ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
    Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."


    7. FAR - noun. A conflagration.
    Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my
    pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."


    8. Y'ALL -- noun. A degree of rotation.
    Usage: "There are three degrees of Southern rotation: Pitch, Roll,and Y'all."


    9. BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
    Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back
    to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"


    10. TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
    Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a
    flat tar in my pickup truck."



    11. TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
    Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to
    see that Eifel Tire in Paris sometime."


    12. HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ.
    HOD - adverb. Not easy.
    Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."


    13. RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
    Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."


    14. TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.
    Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."


    15. RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
    Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."


    16. LOT - adjective. Luminescent.
    Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair."


    17. FARN - adjective. Not local.
    Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."


    18. DID - adjective. Not alive.
    Usage: "He's did, Jim."


    19. EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
    Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"


    20. BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
    Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."


    21. JU-HERE - a question.
    Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson
    recently toured the University of Alabama?"


    22. HAZE - a contraction.
    Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."


    23. SEED - verb, past tense.
    VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
    Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"


    24. HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action.
    Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"


    25. WARSH - verb. To clean.
    SQUARSH - noun. A vegetable (also verb - to flatten).
    Usage: "Warsh that squarsh, Bubba ... you don't know where its been!"



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    18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
    thats ****ed

    "i dont need to be the shit.. cuz shit rolls down hill"-x
    "who the fuck is satan? why i gatta be him??"-tech
    Still for admin '08

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    lmao, yea but its funny as fuk



    The risk of a wrong decision is preferable to the terror of indecision



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    LMFAO. Awesome post. LMFAO.

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    thank you, glad ya liked it, ma fav is the bob war



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    those are great
    Even After 10 Years
    Your Legacy Lives On...
    "Keep Your Head Up"


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    country music kinda usux...

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