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    Yo momma is so slow, she that joke in February.

    Yo momma so dumb she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink

    Yo momma so dumb she took a cup to see Juice.



    The risk of a wrong decision is preferable to the terror of indecision



    Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter

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    Yo momma so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center

    Yo momma so dumb that she went to an L.A. Clippers game to get a hair cut.

    Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

    Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call



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    Yo mama so stupid, it takes her an hour to make minute rice.

    Yo mama so fat, she jumped up and got stuck.

    Yo momma so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

    Yo momma so stupid she went to sleep with a ruler to see how long she slept.

    Yo momma so stupid she threw a clock out the window to see time fly.

    Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

    Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl.

    Yo momma so stupid AND poor she thought a quarterback was a refund.

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    I tried to drown my troubles once, but then ya mom learned to swim



    The risk of a wrong decision is preferable to the terror of indecision



    Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter

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    Yo momma so fat she can occupy wall street all by herself.

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    Yo momma so fat before God said "let there be light", he said "move yo fat ass out the way"

    Yo momma let E.T. finger her, no challenge

    My only fear of death is coming back reincarnated

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