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    I just had a hair cut.
    Might get all the other ones cut
    tomorrow.

    "So you run and you run to catch up with the sun,but it's sinking
    Racing around to come up behind you again
    Sun is the same -in a relative way- but you're older
    Shorter of breath,and one day closer to death"

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    Was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it...

    "So you run and you run to catch up with the sun,but it's sinking
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    A salesman knocks at the door of a
    home and it's answered by a 7 year
    old boy with a cigar in one hand and a
    half empty bottle of scotch in the other.
    The salesman asks the boy, "Excuse me
    son, is your mom or dad in?" To which the boy replies, "Does it fucking look
    like it?"

    "So you run and you run to catch up with the sun,but it's sinking
    Racing around to come up behind you again
    Sun is the same -in a relative way- but you're older
    Shorter of breath,and one day closer to death"

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